PRAISE JESUS!

I went to upstate New York this weekend with some friends, and I'm finally back.
Well, one girl who went basically hates me.
So, I was wearing a gold Lacoste cap backwards on my head, because lets face it, I'm pretty darn gangster.
Actually, we were just taking silly pictures on the front lawn.
So, this girl goes "Wait, what hat are you wearing?"
[Um, it was really obvious, it had a huge crocodile logo on the front]
And I felt bad that she was probably fashionably retarded, so I was like "Oh, Lacoste."
Then she just snorts and laughs.
Being a nice person, I didn't say anything to her, but instead kicked her phone under someone's bed later.
That's what you get when you ask for it...